iPhone Murder: ZOMG No! Take Dieter Instead!
Cheesy over-branding aside, you gotta be kidding me. That iPhone was clearly drugged first, then tied up. Try that with a fresh, free iPhone, and it would’ve dodged those we-know-what-they’re-overcompensating-for rifle bullets with Matrix-like moves that would have had Neo saying “Whoa!” Then it would be BOOM! Silver-bezel roshambo kick, faux-”hunter” goes down, and POW! multi-touch ground-and-pound! (The iPhone don’t need no stinkin’ guns!)
Remember, kids: Guns can’t kill iPhones. But vidtards with guns can kill our childlike sense of wonder.
(No iPhones — or iPhone Blog Editors — were harmed in the typing of the post)
July 8th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I’m surprised it held together so well.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I, on the other hand, still have the shakes.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Good grief, he should spend more time at the range or put a scope on that thing. I don’t know which is worse — the end result, or the slow, painful way that iPhone died from such sloppy shooting. Cruel and unusual punishment at best. If I ever faced a firing squad, for the love of all that’s holy, please keep that guy off the firing line.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Fun post though, Rene
July 9th, 2008 at 2:36 am
where is iphone protective services when these videos are being made
July 9th, 2008 at 10:12 am
No kidding, this guy is totally banned from iPhones and firing squads…
July 9th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Guys that old shouldn’t really use the phrase pwned. It’s a little pathetic.