Comments on: iPhone 3.1 Beta Walkthrough

By: Wallace Cleaver

Wallace Cleaver — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:30:30 +0000

While most people tend to debate the comic merits of Shemp vs. Curly with great bias,it must be pointed out that upon closer inspection Shemp was in his own right a very deft slapstick comic in his ownright.

Yes,Curly had terrfic timing,wildly manic routines and his "N'yuk,N'yuk" stooge cry, but Shemp also had his special moments. Who among us can forget his "wet haircut"?,everytime Moe took a pipe wrench or 2x4 to his skull,Shemps hair would fly forward in front of his eyes and he would utter his eeeb eebb eebb!

What about the classic Shemp routine with the power saw across the babys skull? Could Curly truly have brought anything more to that skit?

Dont get me wrong,Curly was truly a gifted artist,why to this day I still act out some of his wildly moronic acts at socially inappropriate times at work and among friends,but every once in a while I'll find my thoughts drifting to something Shemp had done and pretty soon I'm laughing loudly to myself while uttering,"Boy that crazy Shemp!"

This being said,I must confess I have little affection for Joe Besser and his "big sissy" routine. Besser was never Stoogeworthy and should never have been allowed to soil the groups sterling reputation for bring us top notch entertainment,but I'll leave that to another day.

I am glad though that someone created this wonderfull site devoted to our beloved Stooges.

By: Ernst Von Shvantz

Ernst Von Shvantz — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:17:24 +0000

Please someone to help me with my iphone problem. Im visit from Germany in the great USA. I was to the beach with friends and met a **** girl and she pushed me from the yacht. I fell overint water,now my iphone cant power up,so now i have no **** girl und no phone. I have left it int the sun so the rays may help the process of vaporing my moistness,but still the iphone is black. please for your help so I may again use this device. Ernst

By: Professor Hammerskull

Professor Hammerskull — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:09:58 +0000

Well its official! Apple needs to ask Bill Gates how to create software updates that work! updated to 3.1 and the phone runs like a dead turtle. Now when I go on youtube the videos load slower than before and the fidelity of the picture has suffered to such a great extent that I can no longer tell whos ******** who! In addition to this (as though this werent enough) I can no longer browse porn on my iphone on topheavy and other big boob sites. Maybe I’m wrong but i thought updates were supposed to IMPROVE the performace of whatever device they are applied to wether it be a car,computer or my ****. I WONT be buying another iphone,I think I’ll look to blackberry next time.

By: Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:04:02 +0000

Thanks to the jackass’s at apple my phone is now laying in pieces on the floor. I was still on 2.0.2 and updated to 3.0 and the damn phone ran worse than before and the battery ran down about twice as fast. I tried to restore my phone to 2.0.2 and it failed,finally after spending 30 minutes on the phone with apple I got so pissed I threw the iphone into the wall and stomped it until it was nothing but rubble. Why cant those dumb f*cks at Apple pull their heads out of their moms pouch and release updates that work!

By: Linus

Linus — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:15:18 +0000

creepy peddo

By: Geoff

Geoff — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:12:52 +0000

As long as they fix the ephoto saving problem i’ll be a very happy 79 year old man

By: Erik

Erik — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:41:56 +0000

Im on the iphone 3g 3.0.1 and my battery life is ****. charged it two times today and its only 4 in the afternoon!

any ideas how to improve it? (except the obvious don’t use it as much)

By: Robbie

Robbie — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:48:27 +0000

I’d like to see more options on my camera, background processing, flash for safari or at least an that has flash on it, complete iPhone landscape mode with the ability to lock the phone into portrait or landscape if you’d like, something similar sbsettinga on jailbroken phones, a picture in the background, something similar to the categoris app for jailbroken iPhones, ability to download all email attachments, like download pics and videos goes to picture app, and audio files goes to voice recorder save list, or even change the pictures app to media files so you can store pictures in a folder, videos in another, and audio in another, abilty to add folders in the pictures app so you can make your own albums instead of going through your phone and sorting it all out, augmented reality, more interactive phone features, such as have more clickabke areas on the home screen like clicking the status bar to show you information or a way to get to settigs faster. Ability to hide apps, Picturs next to contacts in address book, Bluetooth filesharing with other phones, password protect different apps, and background notifications and abilty for the iPhone to have a keyboard that allows vibration(probably would act az a sperate keyboard under the settings)… My iPhone 3gs is jailbroken and I have a whole theme plus apps running in the background, mtiple apps, and push, with all the settings feature on like Bluetooth and locations, my 3gs battery life has not lost much life as it did unjailbroken ao let’s figure, all of these features are on my iPhone 3gs, and I can still use it qll day without charging and mind you I am Always on my phone, that’s how I’m typing this

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:24:44 +0000

Outside of short battery life, my only major problem is the 0.4 second vibrate for emails/sms/etc. I have missed every single message today due to that!!

By: James

James — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:59:49 +0000

I hope they fix the bluetooth problem where you can’t control the volume on your headset. I just bought the Sony Ericsson HBH-IS800 and it is a paperweight because the volume can’t be controlled on the IPHONE.