Apple surprised many by announcing a new version of the iPhone today, the iPhone Cthulhu. The new version of the iPhone sports an interface refined for the Elder Gods.
“While demand for the upcoming 3G model of the iPhone remains high, we decided that there’s a much larger market in the Star Spawn segment,” said Senior Vice President Phil Schiller in a press conference held at midnight on Tuesday. “The Great Old Ones crave not only souls and blood, but also a smartphone that’s easily 5 millennia ahead of anything else out there. ” Added Schiller “Please, get out of my mind now.”
Read on for more details on the iPhone Cthulhu, including photos and a description of the all new tentacle-based interface!
