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iPhone User Incurs $3,000 Roaming Charges from AT&T

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Dave Stolte had a nasty surprise in store for him, upon returning from a trip to Eurorpe (with his iPhone) - a $3,000 bill from AT&T. It seems David learned the hard way that AT&T does not offer international roaming with its iPhone data plans.

Two weeks of travel with sporadic AT&T EDGE network usage off and on mixed with wifi when available… $3000. Doing some research, I learned this morning that AT&T offers unlimited international data usage at $70 per month to its Blackberry customers. Here’s my bottom line: I want this same usage plan to be made available to iPhone customers and to be applied retroactively to my account.

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Interview with Woz

Steve Wozniak In the Fittest of Health Playing Segway Polo

USA Today posted tiny snippets of an interview with Steve Wozniak, shown above playing Segway Polo. Apparently, the iPhone was the theme of the brief interview. The view from the clouds is that Woz loves the iPhone, but he’s still using his RAZR for voice, though he vastly prefers the iPhone to other smartphones. He’s got a wish list of things he wants to see in the iPhone, and he intends to give his wish list to Jobs. Here’s a short rundown:

  • 3G in a future revision
  • voice dialing
  • current temperature on the home screen

The amusing thing about this is how it all makes Fake Steve Jobs annoyed:

So now we’ll have to waste half a day bringing him in and hearing all his big ideas and letting him draw on a white board and give orders to some cafeteria workers that we dress up as engineers.

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Harry Potter Surpasses iPhone on Buzz Meter, Analysts Worried (Again)

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It was bound to happen eventually. Now the long lines of techno fetishists waiting in front of Apple Stores to buy a phone have been replaced by lines of creepy 40 year olds dressed as wizards, standing in front of bookstores to buy a children’s book.

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Colbert Gets iPhone

March to enslavement

Stephen Colbert of Comedy Central’s Colbert Report finally got an iPhone, and he’s posted his first impressions in a “March to Enslavement” installment. We’re obviously doomed for robot masters as indicated above, but at least we’ll be happy, as indicated below

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Duke: Uuuuuuhhhmmm…

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There was some brouhaha about the iPhone on Duke’s network, something about it bringing the network down, and some network or school administrator blamed it on the iPhone. Well, it turns out that maybe the iPhone wasn’t at fault. Duke officially said it was something else’s fault. I hadn’t reported on this earlier (part of that whole editorial process; why report on something that isn’t related to news?), as being a sysadmin in a former career, it sounded like there was a configuration mistake on their network. And you know, it still sounds like there was a configuration flaw in their Cisco kit to me. Let’s go to the source of it and translate. I speak a few languages poorly, and press release happens to be one of them:

“The reality is that a particular set of conditions made the Duke wireless network experience some minor and temporary disruptions in service. Those conditions involve our deployment of a very large Cisco-based wireless network that supports multiple network protocols.”

Translation: “It’s pretty much Cisco’s fault.” Duke’s Cisco-based wireless network sucks!

Anti-iPhone Parody: The iPhone is a piece of s**t, and So is Your Face!

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I don’t know who this guy is but his parody is brilliant, if raunchy.

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Will it Blend!

Tom Dickson of BlendTec makes all sorts of great “will it blend” videos by putting various odd objects in Blendtec high-performance blenders. I mean, really seriously, high-performance blenders. One can only guess what makes this video relevant to us all.

Massive iPhone Link Roundup

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If all of these were made into news slices, we’d have to reconfigure the page to fit everything in. So, it’s going to have to go into a roundup article instead. We’ll start with the above cartoon from Gizmodo, who apply the curious moniker of “Jesusphone” to the iPhone. I’m more prone to calling it the Mosesphone, as it’s leading me to the promised land of smartphones. If it really was the Jesusphone, all of my other smartphones would suddenly stop sucking, right?

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Hype Hoedown? Hype Hootenanny?

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It’s seriously a smorgasbord of hype out there. I read more daily than I can shake a stick at. If hype was gold I’d be a leprechaun.

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Microsoft Surface Parody

Microsoft Surface Parody.