Friday at The iPhone Blog means two things - free wallpaper and Kent isn’t wearing pants. Fortunately you only have to see the wallpaper. Behold and download after the break. Read the rest of this entry »
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Free Wallpaper Friday is back with an odd assortment of motifs to satisfy your color craving. Taste the rainbow. Read the rest of this entry »
Holiday wallpapers to deck your iPhone. Download them after the jump. And…you’re welcome. 
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Welcome, dear readers, to another exciting installment of Free Wallpaper Friday, where I pass out free images like candy from a parade float. And this week I’m loading you up with a double does of sugary sweet wallpapers with a Holiday theme. Enough to kill a diabetic.
If you were expecting turkeys and cornucopias, you’re in for disappointment. I prefer more of a Christmas theme because frankly Thanksgiving is rather boring, and I’m sure that, like me, you’d rather stare a colorful Christmas tree on your iPhone screen rather than a Butterball Turkey? Am I right or am I right? Right then.
These aren’t my best submissions, but there are a few good ones to choose from. I’m partial to the snowmen image myself. But I will be rolling out some really magnificent Holiday walls in weeks leading to up Christmas
Download them after the jump. Oh, and…you’re welcome.
Friday is finally here, which means you get to download free wallpaper and complain about how gay they look. Just kidding. You go right on and criticize - I love your feedback.
Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to put on my red dress and carry a purse. Enjoy the goods.
Trick or Treat, smell my feet, give me some wallpaper for my iPhone or I’ll Toilet Paper your house.
As a peace offering for being absent for nearly a week due to illness, I’m giving you boys and girls a truckload of Halloween themed wallpaper. Tripling the usual dose of eight. It’s my way of saying I’m sorry, and deterring any of you from leaving burning bags of doo doo on my virtual doorstep. So here you go. Enjoy them, but do be sure to wash your sticky candy-stained fingers before touching my wallpapers. I won’t have it.
Download them after the break.
A major storm system is blowing through my area right now, complete with damaging winds, lightening, hail, tornadoes, brimstone… all the splendor and pageantry that accompany the wrath of God. So, in the event of my untimely demise, or a house landing upon me, I present you with this week’s installment of Free Wallpaper Friday.
Don’t ask me why but a friend asked me to create a Star Trek background that emulated the look and feel of ship computer consoles, which I did. He needs to get a life. I’ll share it with you guys since you’re always complaining that my wallpapers are too gay. The black cat image is a teaser of things to come for next week’s All Hallows’ Eve edition. Can you taste it?
Another Friday, and you know what that means. Wallpaper is like crack for your eyes, and I am your dealer. Get ‘em after the break.
This is the first weekly wallpaper installment I’ve publishing without having first tested them on my own iPhone, because I seem to be ahem iPhoneless at the moment. So this week’s gallery is a “What you get” release. I hope they look good. If you don’t like them, keep your receipt and I will refund your… wait, what the hell am I saying? They’re free!
Just because my iPhone is on life support for an indefinite period doesn’t mean you guys have to suffer. The show must go on, and on it goes. I hope you enjoy this week’s edition, because I sure can’t. But, hey it’s Friday anyway.
So dock your iPhone, download these lovely wallpapers, and…enjoy. Get them after the break.
You guys are a tough crowd to please. Last week’s installment received as much welcome as Michael Moore attending a Republican convention. Some of you even criticized my gallery for being “too feminine”, which left me questioning my sexuality and displaying overcompensating male machismo behavior. Friends and family began wondering why I suddenly started smoking cigars and spoke in a deep faux masculine voice. I hope you’re proud of yourselves!
So, this week I bow to your requests and offer up these, well, less effeminate wallpapers. Hope you enjoy them. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go watch Nascar racing and wear my pants halfway down my ass.
Welcome to another Friday. This week I whip up a tasty batch of colorful wallpapers to adorn your unlock screens. Fresh, hot, out of the oven. Enjoy.
Another Friday has arrived, and that means another weekly wallpaper fix for all you pixel deprived iPhone addicts. Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten.
First a bit of housekeeping: It has come to my attention that some of you have nary a clue how to load my lovely images onto your iPhone. Fair enough. Allow me to enlighten you. Full instructions can be found after the jump below.
For the rest of you - enjoy, and have a great weekend.
Dear God, is it Friday already? I forgot to pay the rent. Before my landlord sends his goons to collect the check or break my kneecaps, here are a few submissions for you pixel hungry piranhas to enjoy on this eve of summer’s blowout. You’re welcome.
I’m heading out this weekend to the biggest spectacle in classic car exhibition at the Kruse Auction park, part of the annual Auburn Cord Duesenberg Festival in Auburn Indiana. It’s a huge event that draws thousands of collectors and spectators, including celebrities.
I once collided into Jay Leno scoping out a cherry red 68 Mustang convertible. The klutz spilled his drink all over the car’s irreplaceable upholstery, then made a quick getaway, leaving me to assume the blame and foot the bill. Damn you Leno! I got a $700 invoice for reproduction seat vinyl with your name on it!
Josh Helfferich created a whimsical set of six satirical iPhone wallpapers to remind us all of the pitfalls of owning an iPhone. His first creation, titled “Attracting total strangers”, strikes close to home for me. I can’t use my iPhone in public without drawing immediate attention to myself.
Initially the allure was charming, but now I’ve grown so weary of attracting gawkers - strangers accosting me with stupid questions, asking me to demo features and functionality. I’m thinking of printing an FAQ card to hold up each time someone approaches me.
Yes, it is an iPhone
Yes, it is awesome
Yes, it works exactly as the TV ads depict
Yes, you are standing on my foot!
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